Your mama jokes!
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Your mama jokes!
bigbowla532 Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:29 am
Post all of your mama jokes here. Keep them appropriate though.
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your mama is so ugly
Admin Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:33 am
your mama is so ugly she didnt get hit by the ugly stick, she got hit by the whole tree! 
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Your mama is so dumb
Admin Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:24 am
Your mama is so dumb, she threw a ball at the ground and missed!
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SO fat
WhatTheBuckGuy Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:47 am
your mom is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!!
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Re: Your mama jokes!
Sharkbate Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:02 am
Your mama so stupid she put paper in front of the T.V and called it paper view.
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Re: Your mama jokes!
Sharkbate Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:55 am
Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.
Yo Mama So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
Yo Moma So Old
she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
she put the Boogie man outta business.
Yo Mama So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
Yo Moma So Old
she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
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Re: Your mama jokes!
SkullZero1 Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:27 am
yo mamas so poor that she hangs out her toilet paper to dry.
yo mamas so poor that she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
yo mamas so stupid that she went to the superbowl, with a super spoon.
yo mamas so fat that she sat on the rainbow and made skittles.
yo mamas so fat that when ever she jumps she gets stuck in the air.
yo mamas so poor that she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
yo mamas so stupid that she went to the superbowl, with a super spoon.
yo mamas so fat that she sat on the rainbow and made skittles.
yo mamas so fat that when ever she jumps she gets stuck in the air.
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Re: Your mama jokes!
Jwalshjr Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:08 pm
Two I think are really good!
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug-burn at birth!
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug-burn at birth!
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You mama SOOOOOO Fat/ugly
Game_Guy121 Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:32 pm
Your Mama So FAT that when she lifts he breasts, u ask her whats she doing she says she lifting weights!
Your mama SOOOOO ugly she stuck her head out the window and got e rested for mooning
Your mama SOOOOO ugly she stuck her head out the window and got e rested for mooning
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Admin Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:53 am
your mama is so fat, when she goes to a restraunt and looks at the menu she says"okay."
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Re: Your mama jokes!
Shadow9859 Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:21 am
your mama is so short she tried to commit suicide by jumping of a sidewalk
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your mama is so ugly she got kicked out of circus because the clowns thought the she was going to take ther job
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your moma is so ugly a hippo tryed to mate with her
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your moma is so stupid she went to burge king to try to become a queen
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your mama is so ugly she got kicked out of circus because the clowns thought the she was going to take ther job
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your moma is so ugly a hippo tryed to mate with her
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your moma is so stupid she went to burge king to try to become a queen
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Your Mama sooooooooooo stupid
Game_Guy121 Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:32 pm
Your Mama sooooooooooo stupid she was screaming in a envelope, U ask her whats she doing she says shes making a voice mail
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lets compare your mom with a animal
Shadow9859 Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:02 am
What is the difference between a hippo and your mom
the hippo could actually move
the hippo could actually move
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Re: Your mama jokes!
drakokirby Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:17 am
Looks like I need to bring the hurting.
Yo mama is so ugly, when Michael Jackson's kids saw her, they said, " Oh ****, daddy got out of jail!" Those are asteroids I put in.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put a lamp on her TV and said she got Sat-a-lite.
Yo mama is so ugly, when Michael Jackson's kids saw her, they said, " Oh ****, daddy got out of jail!" Those are asteroids I put in.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put a lamp on her TV and said she got Sat-a-lite.
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